Am I the Only One Who. . .Part II

By: BEEFY

gets ass itch going too?  So, you take your shower in the morning, and you’re feeling GOOD.  Sharp dressed man!  Then about two hours into the day, you start t feel the rumblings.  Time to take a reading break!  Nothing like a little sports info on the shitter to rejuvenate you.  Plop plop fizz fizz you’re done.  You wipe until nothing left on the TP.  Those forever wipe poops where your ass never seems to come clean is an article for another day.  You’re confident about the job you’ve done.  Maybe another two hours later, I don’t know if it’s the ass sweat or you didn’t do as fine a job as you thought, but the planet Uranus is begging to be explored.  Next thing you know, you’re playing Star Trek, going where no man has gone before and heading for deep space! Now your finger smells like ass, your drawers are dirty which makes for an unsavory laundry basket, and some asshole from work has just stepped into your cube.  Some days…

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